Thursday, July 26, 2012

77 kisah yuta


assalamualaikum
konnichiwa minna san

suatu petang di bulan ramadhan, abam singgah kt sebuah kedai runcit
dgn penuh yakin melangkah masuk ke dalam kedai
abam berkostum cosplay memulakan perbualan..

abam: pakcik, sy nk beli..

pakcik kedai: apa dia?

abam: sy nk beli *sambil berbisik..

pakcik kedai: weii, cakap kuat sikit.. hang nk beli apa?

abam: kn sy dh bgtau tadi nk beli *berbisik lagi skali..

pakcik kedai: x dengar laa.. hang pi cari sendiri kt dalam tu..

abam pun pi cari sendiri barang yg nk beli sgt tu..

abam: sy nk beli yg ni laa..
*sambil dok lambung2 kotak saiz tapak tangan tu..

pakcik kedai: tadi yg hang dok pulun bisik pasal pa?

abam: sy tgk kt tv depa dok bisik.. sebab tu sy nk bisik jgak..

pakcik kedai: cuba hang sebut betul2 nama barang tu.. xmo bisik2 lagi tau..

abam: baikk pakcik.. sy nk beli kurma yusuf taiyoob..
*sebut bg bunyi mcm iklan kt tv tu, hikk..

pakcik kedai: kn senang klau hang bgtau awal2 cmtu..

abam: pakcik, panggilan mesra alam kurma ni yuta..

pakcik kedai: terbaikk :)


sekian kisah kurma yg terkenal
klau nk beli xmo bisik2 cmtu tau, hikk...


p/s: jom singgah e-store

77 shuriken:

Cik Yaya said...

haha..ingtkan pe bende si abam tu nak beli..heeow..yuta ke..baru taw..^,^

caliph shuriken said...

si abam mmg cmtu, suka kasi panjang dialog, hikk...

trah zain said...

haha.. femes kurma ni :D

azizah :) said...

hihihihi semua dah jadi iklan yuta sambil bisik2 pulak dah...kuikuikui

caliph shuriken said...

yup, siap bisik2 lagi kn ^^

caliph shuriken said...

jijah..
nanti klau gi beli kurma ni xmo bisik2 tau, hikk...

Muttallif said...

Makin hari kurma ni makin femes...cara pengiklanan yang tidak bertukar sejak bertahun2 lamanya...haha

Cik Yaya said...

haha..yela tuu..

caliph shuriken said...

taliff..
betul tu.. diorg guna iklan yg sama tp mmg berkesan kn ^^

caliph shuriken said...

yaya..
yer laa awk, hikk...

khairul said...

posa kali ni x yah beli kurma dah ..sebab ada org sponsor saya hehe

caliph shuriken said...

terbaik laa bro ^^

tirahzairi said...

hahaha....sengal la abam tue...lurus ea? hhihihihi

caliph shuriken said...

abam mmg cmtu, hukk...

ayut said...

memakai costume cosplay bli yuta sambil berbisik2..hahahaha..ad2 je :) caliph jgn bt ea :p

Mia Liana said...

lahhh kalau nak beli mana boleh bisik2... heheheh

lawak yuta ni... heheheh kak mia pun makan kurma yusof taiyoob..

caliph shuriken said...

ayut..
baikk, sy x wt cmtu, hukk...

caliph shuriken said...

kak mia..
kerap tgk iklan tu smpai terpengaruh ni, hikk..

oic, sy suka kurma madu yuta sbb klau simpan lama2 dlm peti sjuk pun x beku, mudah mkn ^^

anif abdullah| AA said...

bulan puasa ni wajib ada .haha

Fizah Ibrahim said...

Haha, yuta yuta.. slmt berpose, slmt bersahur n slmt berbuka caliph. slmt segala2nya lah haha =)

Radsmil said...

kurma nie paling best waktu berbuka...hhehehe..xD

caliph shuriken said...

AA..
geng kurma jgak kn, hikk...

caliph shuriken said...

sakura hime..
arigatou awk.. selamat segalanya jgak ^^

caliph shuriken said...

rads..
yup, kurma terbaik, hikk...

turbinemanlog said...

belum pernah cuba lagi yg ni.

chot ok..! said...

ingtkn pe la,rupnya kurma..
chot tak lupa,chot dtg lgi sini:)http://chot91.blogspot.com/2012/07/jatuhbangkit-semula.html

Puteri Kasih said...

iklan kurma yusuf taiyoob ni memang dah dijadikan bahan lawak..hehe. hari tu ada terjumpa kat fb :)

Tinta Lana said...

Salam.

Caliph..awakla abam tu kan? hahahaha.

Saya nak try lah bisik2 nanti.. siap dengan nada suara macam kat tibi tu,ekekeke.

Kot2lah dapat diskaun ke..diskaun takpe, kalau kena halau, tetiba bisik2 kat tinga org..mau nangis sy kt situ,kih3.

caliph shuriken said...

thomas..
try laa nanti ^^

caliph shuriken said...

chot..
arigatou sudi singgah sini ^^

caliph shuriken said...

puteri..
yup, diorg pnah letak pic iklan ni kt fb, hikk...

caliph shuriken said...

lana..
wslm.. abam ni org lain laa, hukk.. nanti try laa bisik2, ada pluang dpt diskaun tu.. klau nasib baik dpt free trus ^^

Nur Atiqah Mohd Zaki said...

abam too cam sengal jew..
tapi mmg suke kurma YUTA..
http://chocolateholic4eva.blogspot.com

caliph shuriken said...

biar laa abam tu, hukk...

Ezna said...

hehehe...lawak lawak....menjual eh?

fyna said...

haha...sabar je lah... nak try mcm tue gak lah.. ^^;

Dakara said...

saye na yuta 1 kotak *sambil berbisik* hehee :D

Badrina Ibtisam said...

Haha kemain lagi abam tu brbisik hohoh

Nurulee said...

Hahaha, lawak lah Abam ni. Kesian Pakcik Kedai mangsa iklan. kekeke =D

siti naqiah said...

haha, iklan puasa plg fames :)

taqiy said...

hahaha yusoff tayooooobb :p
kurma yg kt gmbr tu yg CBK plg suke! sdp!

nasir hamzah said...

Haha lawak ben0r abam tu..

apapun kurma yusuf tayop ni memang sdap bnget.. kat tmpat Nh ni belumba org beli kejap je stok dah hbes..

Cik Kay Jue said...

hahahah adeh.. klakar la... ckj pun makan kurma tu... :)

caliph shuriken said...

kakak..
hikk.. menjual apa tu?

caliph shuriken said...

fyna..
dh try nanti bgtau yer, hukk...

caliph shuriken said...

dakara..
bole.. klau bisik sy bg 2 kotak ^^

caliph shuriken said...

badrina..
abam mmg suka main bisik2, hikk...

caliph shuriken said...

nurulee..
dgn abam ni.. abis semua pakcik jadi model iklan, erkk...

caliph shuriken said...

qea..
yup, maintain jaa iklan ni kn ^^

caliph shuriken said...

taqiy..
owh, kita satu geng laa ^^

caliph shuriken said...

nasir..
abam mmg cmtu, hukk.. yup, kurma yuta laris sgt2 kn ^^

caliph shuriken said...

cKj..
kita satu geng laa cmtu, hikk...

leakedknowledge said...

bhahahaha senario ni mimik mcm nk bli dvd haram..sampai nk berbisik2 kekeke

Edy Fee said...

igt beli belacan td..ala2 citer p ramlee.ahhahaha
kurma upenya

Sayidah Nafisah Ruslan said...

yusuf taiyob~~
*bisik*

Cik Nur said...

hihihihi...beriya2 bisik bagai..!
Yuuutaaa..hihih

caliph shuriken said...

bro..
hahaha.. tp ni bisik2 beli brg halal, hikk...

caliph shuriken said...

edy..
yup, dialog ni khas utk beli kurma terbaikk, hukk...

jaakechik said...

iklan kurma ni mmg femes skrg. kat mana2 pon ada! hehe... jaa pon suka beli yg bertangkai tu yg madu kureng siket hehe...

shida'R said...

yusuf taayub kegemaran ku hik hik ^_^

caliph shuriken said...

sayidah..
sbb awk bisik.. sy bg 2 kotak kurma ^^

caliph shuriken said...

cik nur..
ehh, tp awk mcm jerit yuutaaa, erkk...

caliph shuriken said...

jaa..
owh, btul laa.. mmg diorg jual byk jenis kurma ^^

caliph shuriken said...

shida..
hikk.. satu geng laa kita ^^

Cinta Misteri said...

Aduhai abam...

Pssstttt..,br ku tau namanya yuta 【bisik gk la】

caliph shuriken said...

yup, dh berkenalan kn dgn yuta? hukk...

the tempo of life said...

Haha. lawak lawak. yusof taiyob best :)

caliph shuriken said...

yup, mmg terbaik ^^

Cik Laure Weng said...

yusuffffff taI'yooobbbbb

Cik Laure Weng said...

jalan2... nk makan kurmA

caliph shuriken said...

amik laa kurma yuta tuu, hikk...

.::: Princess MOMOY :::. said...

heheh... sinchan pun ada nak coment sini
nanti buat entri himawari dan sin chan pose yer

momoy dapt kurma free jadi tak sempat nak g bisik kat pakcik kedai
heheh

caliph shuriken said...

xmo laa wt en3 diorg tu, erkk..

klau awk bisik jgak lagi laa dpt byk kurma, hikk...

Che Rosliza Che mat said...

Suka iklan kurma nie..

caliph shuriken said...

yup, ramai yg suka jgak ^^

Koding said...

Yang penting, sunah memakan kurma...
Tak kira apa jenamanya ponnn...

caliph shuriken said...

yup, insyaAllah ^^

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