Sunday, October 28, 2012

80 kelas teka-teki cikgu blog


assalamualaikum
konnichiwa minna san


cikgu blog: dalam banyak2 siput, siput apa yg x bole makan?

budak a, b, c menjawab serentak..
siput x serupa siput, siput kotor kena tanah, siput v*vi dalam parit..

cikgu blog: jawapan korang semua.. salaaaaaaah, haahaa.. 
*gelak jaat level tinggi..

tiba2 budak z iras2 sasuke yg dok kt hujung kelas menjawab..
siput broadband..

cikgu blog: semestinya betul jawapan tuu.. 
klau korang makan x bole online laa korang nanti..


x cukup satu teka-teki.. cikgu blog tambah satu lagi teka-teki..


cikgu blog: dalam banyak2 kura2, kura2 apa yg x pnah kita tengok?

budak a, b, c menjawab serentak lagi..
kura2 terbang, kura2 tempur, kura2 pura2..

cikgu blog: jawapan korang semua.. salaaaaaaah lagi, haaahaaa.. 
*upgrade gelak jaat level tinggi..

lagi skali budak z menjawab..
kura2 broadband..

cikgu blog: semestinya jawapan itu yg kita cari.. 
klau korang online mana ada kura2 kecuali tiba2 speed slow macam kura2 kn..

*actually, xde jawapan yg betul atau salah utk teka-teki ni :)


p/s: sapa2 yg keje cikgu jangan bg teka-teki cmni kt student korang tau..
nanti mesti diorang jawab merapu ntahapa2, huh...

80 shuriken:

azie namico said...

Hahaha....confirm klu cikgu bagi jugak teka teki nie...esok x datang sekolah mengajar dah...sebab kene buli balik dengan students

caliph shuriken said...

dasat laa, awalnya singgah sini, hikk..
klau nk bg jgak cikgu tu kena jadi macam cikgu papa zola citer boboiboy.. dia suka buli budak2 kn ^^

Dyla Qistina said...

dah lama tak bermain teka teki. ahaks! boleh la try ni ;)

aiN NaJwa said...

Aiyak..!!..hihihihi..(",)..sumer nyer jwpn broadbeng erk..wokey la tu..haha..

Liyana Zahim said...

Tats y sy xnk jd ckgu.. Risau bebudak tu kne dera.. Pdhl ckgu die org yg tak betul.. Ahaks-

CikZaitul said...

aik..cegu bagi teka teki moden...

hehehhe..



anak murid kene berfikiran di luar kotak la pasnih :)

Mia Liana said...

haahahahha lawak lah caliph ni...

Hnahdy said...

hebat cikgu :)

khairul said...

haha kura2 BB...mmg tepat sekali

miz ruha said...

haha...
kura-kura broadband... :D

-meeSUPERGIRL- said...

hahahhaha ! ckgu tu mmg nga bengang dgn bb ke hape?? hihi

ayut said...

hihihi...iras2x sasuke..cra jwab pon same ke ek?

caliph shuriken said...

dyla..
try laa, smoga berjaya, hukk...

caliph shuriken said...

ain..
semestinya semua related broadband, hikk...

caliph shuriken said...

liyana..
klau awk jadi cikgu, abis laa diorg kena buli kn, erkk...

caliph shuriken said...

zaitul..
yup, lagi baik diorg pikir di luar angkasa lepas trus, hukk...

aiNa yaZiD said...

sbb tu xnk jd cikgu takut nnti terdera anak murid. hehehe.. tp minat jd lecturer.. ek boleh gitu.? hehee


budak skrg mkin advance. kdg2 pemikiran nya di luar jangkaan. =)

Cik Yaya said...

haha..mmg btul smua jwpn tu..xkira yg btul atau yg salah...
lebih2 lgi jwpn yg betul tu...mmg cam siput n kura2...geram jek..huuu

caliph shuriken said...

kak mia..
tiba2 sy nk merapu, hikk...

caliph shuriken said...

hana..
try imagin cikgu tu papa zola dlm citer boboiboy ^^

caliph shuriken said...

khairul..
klau x siput, mesti kura2 kn, hikk...

the malay male said...

susah teka teki ni

caliph shuriken said...

ruha..
dh pnah jumpa kura2 broadband wktu bW kn ^^

caliph shuriken said...

mee..
cikgu tu saja cari pasal dgn broadband, erkk...

caliph shuriken said...

ayut..
lebih kurang laa, asal x cakap byk ^^

zila manaf said...

hahaha sengel

caliph shuriken said...

aina..
jgn risau laa, diorg tu nanti yg buli awk, hukk...

caliph shuriken said...

yaya..
jgn geram tau, nanti cepat tua, erkk...

Tinta Lana said...

Assalammualaikum.

Awak..sihat ke? harap sgt awk sihat. Lau tak sihat, cepat2 lari laju2 jumpa dokter keh,hehehe ^_^

Hurmm..Entry ni berbaur dendam la..

dendam kat broadband..hahahahaha

Jgn tipu saya..cikgu blog tu awk kan. Eh, awk jgn marah2 kat internet yg awk pakai kat rumah tu, nnti ia protes, mogok, baru awak taww >_< hehehe

Ok lah..dtg jenguk awk jap je. Ad masa, saya mai lagi :)

Cik Nur said...

Satu lagi soalan..

dalam byk2 beruk, beruk ape yg xbergayut..?

Jawapannya tentulah berukband..sbb duk melekat kat lappy je..hihihi

caliph shuriken said...

delarocha..
tu laa, susah tahap dewa kn ^^

caliph shuriken said...

zila..
sikit2 jaa, hikk...

caliph shuriken said...

lana..
wslm, awk.. sy sihat kt sini ^^

x laa, cikgu blog tu papa zola..

ehh, kagum laa awk bole bW malam ni, hikk...

caliph shuriken said...

nur..
tambah teka-teki lagi tu.. awk nk amik tempat cikgu blog kn, hukk...

LiLy @ MaMaQiStInA said...

hehe..bijak sungguh budak Z tu.. :D

tirahzairi said...

haha....siput vavi xleh mkn...

krole said...

hahaha caliph ni ada2 ja..msti merajuk nye..kalo kena soalan camni~

Puteri Kasih said...

kesian budak budak yang masuk kelas cikgu blog...hikk

NISA KHAIRI said...

Jawab merapu tu memang dah tentu...hahahaha..tapi buat rileks2..boleh la..just gelak2 kan???

unsecretostory said...

apa ke merapu tekateki cikgu tue . hahaa . kalaw aten malas dengar larh . tidoooo :P
heww :D

caliph shuriken said...

kak lily..
yup, bijak merapu, hikk...

caliph shuriken said...

tirah..
tau pun, haahaa...

caliph shuriken said...

krole..
biar diorg satu kelas layan teka-teki cmni, hukk...

caliph shuriken said...

puteri..
ok laa tu drp budak2 yg buli cikgu kn, erkk...

caliph shuriken said...

kak nisa..
yer laa, tnya & jawab soalan msti abis yakin kn ^^

caliph shuriken said...

faten..
diorg satu kelas mmg spesis merapu, hukk...

blog-tips-kurus said...

cikgu pakai broadband cap ape??

Puteri Kasih said...

ada budak yang buli cikgu eh? notie betul...hikk

Fizah Ibrahim said...

Hahaha, make sense ! =_="

caliph shuriken said...

cik tips..
pakai cap ayam tempur, hikk...

caliph shuriken said...

puteri..
ada.. tgk laa citer gokusen, huh...

caliph shuriken said...

sakura hime..
yup, so rite kn ^^

s h a said...

ehehe...semestinya para blogger bersetuju dengan jawapan cikgu blog.sokong cikgu blog. :p

syiela said...

hahahha.. siput cap apa tu :)

caliph shuriken said...

sha..
abis laa nanti cikgu blog kena sedia teka-teki baru, huh...

caliph shuriken said...

kak syiela..
siput cap ayam.. bole cmtu? hikk...

diana said...

dah tak pakia broadband siput atau kura2...buang duit je..hehe

caliph shuriken said...

oic, patut kak diana bole pecut laju ^^

PILOT LOVER said...

siput vavi pun boleh..apelah cikgu ni ...bagi teka-teki yg lawak..hehe ^_^

azstory said...

kalau cikgu jenis merapu macam ni ada peluang cerah nak kena buli dengan pelajar..hehehe

caliph shuriken said...

naz..
imagin jaa cikgu tu klakar macam papa zola citer boboiboy, erkk...

caliph shuriken said...

azstory..
ingat ada pluang cerah naik pangkat, hukk...

TiranaAduka said...

salam ksatria baja merah caliph

Musi musi arigato..kogaimas..hait
Siput ye...kura2 ye.. pandainya..

Jemput singgah blog baru saya. Kalau saudara caliph ada kelapangan.
Thanks

caliph shuriken said...

arigatou sudi singgah sini TA ^^
insyaAllah, nanti sy singgah...

TiranaAduka said...

alhamdulillah bro caliph.
Thanks sudi dtg dan thanks again sudi folow dan komen..

+1 disini untk bro. Jentikan buat bro..thanks

caliph shuriken said...

no problemo, TA.. arigatou jgak ^^

Anisa Anuar said...

ni kes teka-teki...."suka ati aku la...teka-teki aku...jwpn ikut suka aku.."

memahami2... *angguk2 kepala*

dya bunga said...

haha..sememangnya siput dan kura-kura sgt fofular masa berukband slow..hahaha

.::: Princess MOMOY :::. said...

heheh...kita jawab betul

caliph shuriken said...

anisa..
yup, pandai awk teka, hikk...

caliph shuriken said...

dya..
diorg direct msuk pencalonan kn, huh...

caliph shuriken said...

momoy..
yer laa, awk betul ^^

man said...

pandai betul teka teki awk ni..hehe

shuhadaothman said...

siput dan kura2 sentiasa disalahkan bla broadband lembap. hahaha.

caliph shuriken said...

man..
teka-teki merapu jaa tu, huh...

caliph shuriken said...

shu..
tiba2 jaa terpikir dua2 tu, erkk...

shidaR said...

hahaha^^ versi gelak jaat tuh cmne eh ropanyeeee :D

caliph shuriken said...

gelak bunyi mcm perli2 sambil pandang sipi2 cmtu, hukk...

Secrets of A Teenage Girl said...

best apa jadi cikgu..melayan kerenah budak2, tp kdg2 xterlayan dorg ni..hehe..huh,penat! ^^

mmg bb jawapan yg plg tepat. tp kalau xguna bb pun, wifi kat hostel pun slow mcm siput jugak..hehehe ;P

caliph shuriken said...

tapi tgk jgak mengajar subjek apa.. tu blom amik kira kerenah diorg, erkk..

yup, tepat & merapu kn.. x sangka kt hostel awk pun bole jumpa siput, hikk...

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